she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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