there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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