I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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