Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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