Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL

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(334): View more from Alabama

babies were throwing up all over the place

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(845): View more from New York

How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...

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there were a lot.

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(214): View more from Texas

I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.

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(813): View more from Florida

Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol

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