Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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