I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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