Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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