Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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