I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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