Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she smelled like a LAN party
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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