There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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