She's JV to your varsity
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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