i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
ttyl tear gas
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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