It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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