no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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