sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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