talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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