He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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