New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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