i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
