there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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