Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
where am i from again
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
