dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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