Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i came on her dog
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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