I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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