I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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