Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
