its not stalking. its research.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
