we have pet lesbian snakes
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
