Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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