Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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