we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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