who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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