he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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