If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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