with your own penis?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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