Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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