eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you would pick up someone in the library
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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