I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
