Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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