Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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