I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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