Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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