I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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