were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
