Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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