Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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