I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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