Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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