I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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