See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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