She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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